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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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