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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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