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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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