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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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