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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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