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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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