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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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