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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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