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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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