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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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