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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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