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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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