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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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