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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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