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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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