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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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