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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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