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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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