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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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