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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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