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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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