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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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