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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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