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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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