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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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