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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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