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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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