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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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