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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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