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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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