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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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