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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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