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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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