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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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