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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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