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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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