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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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