Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.