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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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