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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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