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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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