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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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