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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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