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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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