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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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