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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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