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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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