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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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