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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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