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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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